2+sex+should+be+like+math

Keenan Ed explains about his life, how he lives, who his friends are and how he feels about them.
 * Chapter Summary**
 * Ed:** he is bad in the bedroom, he cares for Audrey and the Doorman, his Ma is a tough woman who is "feral", his Dad is dead, his siblings, two sisters and a brother have moved on and live in the city.


 * Marv:** He never shuts up, he smokes cigars, he tries to enjoy them


 * Ritchie:** quiet, has a laughable tattoo, man-boyish face, spattering of whiskers


 * Audrey:** beautiful crooked smile, has a lot of sex but love doesn't get in the way, wiry legs and yellow hair, lovely hips


 * Doorman:** 17 yrs old, Rottie X German Sheppard, SMELLY!!!!! Lies by the door all the time

"I'll tell you a bit about my life" "Well Ed, what have you really achieved in the last nineteen years..Jack-shit" "I didn't go to university, I went to Audrey" "That's my life"